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2010-04-04T21:00:00.000-07:00

2010-02-18T10:44:00.000-08:00

Don't get a tattoo if,

1. You did it to impress someone else.

2. You had to look up it's 'meaning' on wikipedia.

the 'daddle'

2010-02-17T12:04:00.001-08:00

2010-02-06T15:37:00.000-08:00

so fitting for everybody. elisa's big mouth. my creepy picture back. sam lookin' like gollum. sophia chillin.

new favorite website=lamebook.com

2010-02-03T22:33:00.000-08:00

creepin' so hard

2010-01-16T20:26:00.000-08:00

wish dem other girlies were dere.

2010-01-07T16:22:00.001-08:00

2010-01-06T13:14:00.001-08:00

I haven't been on Myspace in a long long time, and this little treasure was hiding out on Pil's page. How could I forget?

Kudos Stef.

2010-01-04T11:16:00.001-08:00

2009-12-31T17:21:00.000-08:00

reppin' chestnut

2009-12-30T21:45:00.000-08:00

!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-11T19:52:00.000-08:00

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2009-12-05T22:45:00.001-08:00

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gagz

2009-12-05T19:28:00.000-08:00

she's obviously still our girl but this shit is pretty funny

Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga: Leaked Single - Key of Awesome #6
Uploaded by barelydigital. - Full seasons and entire episodes online.

it's gawgeous

2009-11-29T12:47:00.000-08:00

2009-11-28T20:42:00.000-08:00

one of our favorite videos at the moment

2009-11-21T16:08:00.001-08:00

A Magic Door

2009-11-16T17:33:00.001-08:00

2009-11-15T14:36:00.000-08:00

here's what we did last night:

got texted by 4. he said 4. went to quick chek at 2:30 AM to buy cheez-its, dr. pepper, subs, gummy bugs, iced tea, and ice cream. got terrified by people running around in the street. stayed up until 6 AM. watched bad romance. wrote on Sam's sleeping face and died laughing while doing so.

nipple berry

2009-11-14T21:32:00.000-08:00

2009-11-02T17:58:00.001-08:00

2009-10-24T19:00:00.001-07:00

Fucking on your period - m4w (Short Hills)

Date: 2009-10-24, 7:27PM EDT
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I know how horny you get when you have period. I want to fuck your cramps away.

geoduck

2009-10-24T16:17:00.001-07:00

this is what Sam looks like

WHY ARE WE SLACKING?!

2009-10-20T19:40:00.000-07:00

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO TWO OF THE BEST CREEPS MISS PEPITO AND MISS STEPHANIE.

Here's a freestyle by Elisa Jardines (some content was not suitable for the Internet):
thats how it goes were a bunch of lesbians cant you tell like the time pil and sam ate the mail the mail has a pussy pussy p[ussy pussy i hate that word but i just said it twice maybe three times cause im not even drunk i smell like a skunk dunk i like dick in my elephant trunk like my introduction im sure that you will like it in my ass on a monday hmm hmm hmm la la la sam burts out laughing at zebras making love like she bought ---- --- --- lolol vagina in my mouht vagina in my mouth this introduction sucks i have a giant gut do you lke it do you wanna see me naked i think so so lets go to a clifton park steak toss lets wach degrassi cause the black kid drake who got shot in the snake i think hes datng rihanna cause theyre bth black and she has a black vagina thats why shes mad at the world (something about fingering squirrels) pils in my shoulder cause she likes me eat boulders and eat mail on sunday cause i dont know lipstick lipstick lets all suck a dick on yo couch in your mouth yesterday i stole stuff from quik check its a 2 for 7 lead pockets in my neck its all over my trunk i pick it up and eat it off the floor cause im a fucking whooooreeee

Sorry about the typing. She was too fast.

And some pictures that remind me of the creeps:

Nico: we will have sick shred vehicles
like rally cars to shred the dunes

Elisa: can we have mat eaton and sam's face on the sides of them
with the word SHRED coming out of their mouths

Nico: i like that idea

The only thing facebook chat is good for.

A Haiku

2009-09-12T17:26:00.000-07:00

Burrito Death

Chipotle is sick.
Afterwards, you feel like death.
Next time, get mild.

2009-09-06T21:37:00.001-07:00

2009-08-19T20:52:00.001-07:00

we're blowin' it. aka having too much fun and taking way too many pictures that should be here but aren't. soon, one day when one of us is bored, there will be pictures. and stories.

Oh you know.

2009-07-24T17:16:00.000-07:00

some other fun pictures from sam's phone

2009-07-23T17:43:00.000-07:00

fresh baguette

CAESAR

TR adventures

we must own these immediately.

2009-07-23T17:23:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of Elisa:

2009-07-22T20:14:00.001-07:00

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2009-07-21T10:53:00.001-07:00

We recently had a 'party' for our friend John Cruz's birthday. More like a small get-together; I like them better anyway.

Happy Birthday Johnny!

2009-07-07T21:46:00.001-07:00

The slideshow is the best part.

No explanation needed.

2009-07-05T15:23:00.000-07:00

Booby Salad Freckles.

2009-06-28T20:51:00.000-07:00

MATCHING BOOBY FRECKLES

2009-06-22T12:49:00.000-07:00

2009-06-22T10:14:00.000-07:00

2009-06-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

After a night of bowling (where I beat my high score of 41 twice, but scored lower than a 41 once...) we traipsed over to Six Brothers and this is what happened:

Ingredients: Emulsified mayonnaise, grape jelly, maple syrup, sugar, salt, and pepper.

Kinda like a grape cheesecake.

And now Pil gets 4 free six packs from Stef and 2 free tall boys from me. Hell, I'd eat alot worse for free beer.

The End.

2009-06-15T14:20:00.000-07:00

2009-06-08T17:26:00.000-07:00

seriously

2009-06-04T20:57:00.001-07:00

he'll never beat the master

2009-06-02T12:46:00.000-07:00

The cleaning guy at work threw it away. RIP.

TOMORROW.

2009-05-30T15:42:00.000-07:00

come out and support our friends, the rozborskis!

and come hang with us and buy some yummy cupcakes and sweet skateboards!

2009-05-26T15:10:00.000-07:00

Ellen rules.

So

2009-05-19T19:08:00.000-07:00

I was googling Rainbow Brite vintage plates, because there was this play set of them in pre-K that I was obsessed with. Unfortunately, I failed and couldn't find a picture, but however this popped up instead:

I think we all need to own one and hang it above our door or bed or something.

2009-05-17T14:14:00.001-07:00

Free beers all night, good food, cupcake skirt, slow dancing with Bill, the Marshall family, the beers continue, strawbs in the hook, kissing my best friends because I love them, falling on my ass because I liked my shoes too much to take them off, the cupcake skirt comes off but the shoes stay on, the beers continue, wanting to be by Bill's side at all times, rain, Dr. Phil, bitches who can't get off their boyfriend's friends' dicks, new drunken material, laughing so hard I can't breathe, waking up to Bill.

2009-05-16T15:59:00.000-07:00

one-fourth of the creepquad being a drunken cupcake with her love, billll.

hopefully the drunken-ness will continue on tonight with the other three-fourths of the cq. and no, nick cegRia, you are not included in that three-fourths.

2009-05-16T15:31:00.000-07:00

Pil's dtf.

2009-05-14T16:32:00.001-07:00

2009-05-13T18:52:00.000-07:00

don't worry about my sweet gear

if pil was a baby this is what she'd look like

2009-05-08T22:47:00.000-07:00

i like eggs

2009-05-04T21:06:00.000-07:00

Want to kill time at work? Probably 'cause you work at a skateshop?

texts from last night.com

(619): I want to have your abortion

(573): I can tuck mytits in my pants

(336): I just pynch a tree in the face

(210): I molested 6 butterflies tonight

(757): Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

OH AND GAGA PICTURES NEXT.

this is for sam

2009-04-30T13:17:00.001-07:00

since shes german and all.

Nikole's

2009-04-29T20:06:00.000-07:00

video reminded me of Bon Qui Qui, which then reminded me of this classic video:

2009-04-29T19:26:00.001-07:00

thank you alyssa.

2009-04-23T23:15:00.001-07:00

Manswers | | SPIKE.com

Whose down?

2009-04-21T17:29:00.000-07:00

2009-04-20T13:37:00.000-07:00

why aren't these mine

pil likes when the posts have subjects or when people inflict violence upon her

2009-04-19T13:01:00.001-07:00

Next time everyone sees Pil. Punch her in the face.
Aw, hurtz for your false rumour spreading Cheater McGee!

In most recent news, here's a member of the creeps being an idiot, what we do best.

it's not unusual

2009-04-18T23:00:00.000-07:00

Watching the last episode of the Fresh Prince has inspired a post about one of the Creep Quad's heroes.

Someone buy me this.

in 2 weeks!

2009-04-18T10:46:00.001-07:00

this wonderful human being will be gracing us with her extraordinary musical stylings, and i can't wait.

on another note, topshop soon. please? and thank you!

i cant believe i havent posted this before.

2009-04-16T18:09:00.000-07:00

2009-04-14T21:07:00.000-07:00

tuesday night.

2009-04-13T21:25:00.000-07:00

monday night.

yolaaaaaaaaaanda veeeegaaa

2009-04-02T16:17:00.001-07:00

2009-03-27T22:56:00.001-07:00

midrand

2009-03-26T23:07:00.000-07:00

Some awesome pictures/video that make us laugh that haven't seen the light of day in years.

2009-03-24T19:57:00.001-07:00

friday nights.

2009-03-21T22:52:00.001-07:00

tried on some hair shirts.

mom and grandma were pissed.

2009-03-19T22:10:00.000-07:00

Things that the CreepQuad likes V.1:

2009-03-19T20:59:00.000-07:00

JB and me.
Pil's apartment while Pil's at work.
After finding out Lady GaGa rescheduled.

Sorry for the curly Hannah Montana, so wrong.

Sorry Pil,

2009-03-17T17:34:00.000-07:00

I know this is your favorite kind of cake and all but ... here you go for future needs.

seabiscuit martinelli.

2009-03-16T19:27:00.000-07:00

love you sam<3

Why do I feel like this:

2009-03-15T12:38:00.000-07:00

Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML

Would most def happen to all of us at some point in our lives?
Bahhahahhha. I'll probably be the first though.

i like

2009-03-10T21:46:00.000-07:00

that people know who we are.
and think that we're trouble.

2009-03-09T11:16:00.001-07:00

2009-02-26T20:15:00.001-08:00

me: youre going to hell
me: i should like pack
me: i dont even think i have clean clothes
pil: wow i thought you meant like pack
pil: because we're going to hell

2009-02-23T20:36:00.000-08:00

Listen, I know a lot of our friends read this, so: someone told some girls Nikole's new blackberry number, they called us, and called my best friends some really terrible names - for no reason. Now, for some reason, they're making up lies that Pil called them saying shit, which she definitely did not. Everyone please just stop talking about it because it's getting thrown way out of proportion, while we have to watch these people I personally don't even know talk about us and say really mean things every day since then on facebook. It's not fair, and I just want it to stop. So please, stop.

today

2009-02-23T18:43:00.000-08:00

i saw a dead seagull that was ripped apart into shreds by a hawk. right outside of my favorite spot at the mall. i fear my life.

bitch is crazy.

2009-02-23T12:19:00.000-08:00

apparently, there are creepier people out there than me, sam, stef, and nikole.

who would've thought?

stop lurking our blog.

sam is so katie

2009-02-22T18:08:00.001-08:00

um

2009-02-18T23:15:00.001-08:00

i think the four of us need to get jobs here.

it's not damn burger.

2009-02-18T18:49:00.000-08:00

i die every time.

today

2009-02-17T14:09:00.001-08:00

a crow dropped a fucking pretzel on my head. true story.

I CANT FUCKING WAIT.

2009-02-17T03:15:00.001-08:00

lets get ready girls!!!@$#@@!!!

well were smart

2009-02-15T19:20:00.001-08:00

me: idk what comerdy centrail is
pil: comerdy centrail?
pil: really
me: yes
me: LOLOL i didnt even mean to sound asian
pil: hahah that is not why i said really
me: LOLOL oh

creepers creeping

2009-02-15T16:24:00.000-08:00

the best thing ever.

2009-02-14T22:40:00.001-08:00

CHEEEEESECAKEEEEE!!

2009-02-14T22:27:00.000-08:00

it's too exshpenshive.

STM

2009-02-14T18:11:00.001-08:00

best

2009-02-14T18:03:00.000-08:00

i love my valentines<3

happy

2009-02-14T10:06:00.001-08:00

valentines day, now lets all get laid and toast to our friendship!

happy

2009-02-14T06:24:00.001-08:00

valentines day, loves of my life.

thank you stef for pointing out that today is a day for loving your friends also!

so to you three lovely ladies, enjoy yourselves today!

dear friends

2009-02-12T18:36:00.000-08:00

please tell my other friends (the few that i have,) or maybe some secret admirer that has a matching jewelery set, that i would like these for my birthday.

Jeffrey Campbell Crosshatch Platform $198 urbanoutfitters.com

Thanks,

The Tank.

PS. I'm a 7 1/2.

i must admit

2009-02-12T15:28:00.001-08:00

that it was a nice surprise to come home from a horrible day at work and see how pretty our blog is now. i also love how we already have over 40 views. we all know you're lurking, helmet head. =]

toss your salad

2009-02-12T12:43:00.000-08:00

we all know who this is for, congratulations Samantha!!

im a im a freaky girl.

2009-02-12T12:31:00.000-08:00

2009-02-12T11:48:00.000-08:00

tha creeps.